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“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

Basically if you’ve ever called me short or anything along the lines of small or tiny even in a “”“nice”“” way I hate you


what are good ways 2 grow out ur bangs without looking like a dork

it is such a painful process not meant for the faint-hearted


This means so much to me


This means so much to me

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

«I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.»


nah fuck nudes babe show me ur gpa

(Source: graveyardguts)

(Source: pleatedjeans)




my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

Ask him if he is hungry for my butt

«Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.»


(Source: wordsnquotes)


I will bruise your lips,
and scar your knees
and love you too hard.

I will destroy you
in the most beautiful way possible.

And when I leave,
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.



(Source: flourescense)

(Source: foie)